Judge Judy is a courtroom show stars former family court judge Judy Sheindlin. Everyone loves her! Sometimes she is sassy, sometimes she is brutal, and she knows how to tell it like it is. Here, MusicSnake Magazine put together a list of top seven most memorable quotes of Judge Judy.

Number One: When Judge Judy Got a Little Cocky. When she made this quote, it was obvious she has high opinions of her intellect: “If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your best day, you are not as smart as I am on my worst day.” Don’t be so cocky, Judge. Real intellectuals don’t talk about it.

Number Two: The Phrase that Sums Up Her Personality. Apparently, she is a strong proponent of the K.I.S.S. principle. No, it is not as sweet as it sounds. She once interrupted a guest with this amazing quote: “Have you ever heard of the K.I.S.S. principle? Keep It Simple, Stupid.”

Number Three: When She Got a Little Sarcastic. When faced with an outrageous statement from one guest on the show, she eloquently made her opinion known by responding “…Yeah, right, and I was born in 1965.” If you don’t get it, she was born in ’42. Believe it or not, that makes her 76 years old! Strong people have the ability to laugh at themselves.

Number Four: When The Judge Made a Frightening Threat. If you ever come across this intimidating woman, it would benefit you to never get on her bad side. Or else, you might end up eating your own shoes. She once threatened a guest on the show by saying, “I love the truth. If you don’t tell me the truth, you’re gonna be eating your shoes.” Talk about putting your foot in your mouth, am I right?

Number Five: The Cute Way The Judge Lets You Know She is in Charge. “I’m the boss, Applesauce.” That you are, Judge Judy. We cannot imagine how such a cruel woman has such an adorable, quirky side to her.

Number Six: She Predicted the Future. If you’re not absolutely terrified by Judy, this quote might put things into perspective for you. She claims that, “…I eat morons like you for breakfast. You are gonna be crying before this is over.” Poor guy, I bet he did leave the set in tears.

Number Seven: Her Most Inspirational Quote. She is most well-known for her iconic quote that, “Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.” Don’t forget, you just can’t cure stupid. Thanks for reading!

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